Here are some more fabulous quotes from Alex. I don't have dates on all of them, so they are in somewhat random order. Enjoy!
What are you going to do with your work friends today, Daddy?
We do open heart surgery for dogs here, only on Saturdays.
Mommy, can we set up the Christmas tree? (September, 8, 2011)
Mei Mei, you're "cute-i-ful".
I covered my mouth and nose, otherwise everyone would say, "what's that taste? It tastes like sneeze!" (when we were cooking dinner one night)
A: I slept good last night, right Mommy? M: Yes Alex, you did. A: I think I should get my toolbox back. (after having his toolbox taken away for some reason the day prior).
(After watching Project Runway with me one afternoon.) I'm going to make a design....maybe a sweater and a jacket and then I'll see which one I like. Maybe a jacket that looks like a dinosaur. (He then proceeded to go and get my fabric tape measure and measure Xena, and then drew on some paper and used his scissors to cut out his pattern.)
I hope you see a dinosaur at your work, Daddy!
In a conversation about where meat comes from...."how does the meat come out?" Ugh.
(When it was full-on spider season and there were spiders everywhere around here. HUGE spiders, I might add.) We could make a spider vacuum, that can crawl and it looks like a pretend spider. It could suck up the other spiders. The body would be the bag that you can change. Next idea: We could make a roller with handles that you can use to crush the spiders. (You can see the theme here...killing the spiders. I know that spiders are helpful and if they are outside, I really don't care. When they come inside, I'm not a fan. Having been bitten a couple of times and ending up in the ER once with a poison line running up my arm, I do not tolerate them in the house. I know that they are not all poisonous and it may be irrational, but I'm not taking a chance that one of them may bite one of the kiddos. Alex and David are very careful in saying "sorry spider" every time they kill one.
September 29, 2011 God made the whole world. He made cookies.
October 1, 2011 I was dreaming about being nice.
You can call me "Nonsense Boy".
October 3, 2011 My brain said, "nonsense" and then I said back to my brain, "no nonsense".
October 6, 2011 On the way home from school I asked Alex what they did at school that day. His reply was, "I'm hot, hungry and tired, Mommy. That is why I can't tell you what we did today."
October 6, 2011 What smelling good in here? That's why my tummy is hungry, because it smells like it is done.
November 5, 2011 Why do you always say "hold your horses, Daddy? I don't have any horses."
October 29, 2011 (When changing after coming in from playing in the sand outside) My underwear are clean as a whistle!
October 31, 2011 Let me open it, quick as a flashlight.
November 2, 2011 My nose is like a gutter, you know why? Because I have so many boogers in it.
November 6, 2011 My monkey's name is Monkey Mamua. (We didn't know the monkey had a name before this.)
November 7, 2011 If Xena ate a brachiosaurus, I think that she would become as large as Clifford (the Big Red Dog).